Thomas Edward Seymour Movies
- 2016
VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media
VHS Massacre: Cult Films and the Decline of Physical Media5.32016HD
This lively documentary explores the rise and fall of physical media from the origin of film all the way through the video store era into digital...
- 2020
VHS Massacre Too
VHS Massacre Too62020HD
The last stand of the American exploitation film. In a post video store era, media consolidation has led to the censorship and near death of the...
- 2005
The Land of College Prophets
The Land of College Prophets92005HD
Belligerent malcontents Tommy (Thomas Edward Seymour) and Rye (Philip Guerette) have mediocre jobs and are struggling at the local community college....
- 2011
Fake
Fake5.22011HD
Daniel Jakor is one of the most prolific and successful artists the world has never heard of. Struggling to sell his own art, he soon finds his true...
- 2008
Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash
Bikini Bloodbath: Car Wash3.12008HD
A group of hot college girls decide to raise money and pulses by donning bikinis for a car wash. But a maniac chef is prowling about to get a cut of...
- 2009
Bikini Bloodbath: Christmas
Bikini Bloodbath: Christmas3.82009HD
Jenny and Sharon are stalked by a killer chef ... again? This time ... It's Christmas.
- 2008
Daddy's Little Judge
Daddy's Little Judge02008HD
Comedy short written by and starring Aubrey Plaza about a commercial for a fictional reality show about the daughter of a judge who tries cases.
- 2006
Bikini Bloodbath
Bikini Bloodbath3.62006HD
On their last day of high school seven gorgeous girls have slumber party to celebrate their going away to college. Across town, a maniacal chef goes...
- 2024
Shark Exorcist 2: Unholy Waters
Shark Exorcist 2: Unholy Waters42024HD
Shark Exorcist's flesh-eating demon shark is back. This time, no one is safe, specially the priest who swears to stop Hell's ultimate evil.
- 2024
American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures
American Expendables: The Films of North American Pictures02024HD
The documentary celebrates some of the unsung action stars of the late eighties/nineties in the North American Pictures Catalog. From Cynthia...
- 2009
London Betty
London Betty02009HD
London Betty is the plucky British journalist who gets a job in the small American town of Pharisee. But trying to get an audience with her elusive,...
- 2012
Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast
Rudyard Kipling's Mark of the Beast02012HD
A modern film adaptation of Rudyard Kipling's original short story.
- 2013
Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare
Bikini Bloodbath: Shakespeare102013HD
A fairly typical sorority skin flick told through Shakespeare's words.
- 2001
Everything Moves Alone
Everything Moves Alone02001HD
"Everything Moves Alone" opens in a sleepy New England town where Scotch, a recently discharged soldier, arrives at a bus depot with the vague plan...
- 1998
Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor
Thrill Kill Jack in Hale Manor01998HD
Jack loses gun. Jack tries to find gun. Jack fights army of sideshow gimps in a haunted mansion. Jack finds gun.